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ExamForce :: Subscribe To The Cert Times
 Subscribe To The Cert Times: IT Edition
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...and say goodbye to all things politically correct.
Why the heck would anyone want to subscribe to The Cert Times? After all, it's not like we actually spend a lot of time discussing IT Certification. The Cert Times is mostly a compilation of off-the-wall humor, A.J. Axline's warped perspective on the tech world, and disgraced neurosurgeon Ben Ice jumping up on his worn-out soap box to rant about some injustice being rammed down the throats of the IT working class.
The Cert Times isn't serious. It is politically incorrect, the editor trades barbs with his readers and A.J. Axline's pal Vector is always on the run from Canada's version of Homeland Security (not to mention Homeland Security+). Oh sure, The Cert Times offers the Most Ridiculous Item of the Month and Moron of the Month highlighting the worst and stupidest humanity has to offer. And, every month's issue does include a brain teaser that you can answer to try to win cool geek stuff. There are even rumors of a comic strip, but those are currently unsubstantiated. Um, ok, well that was a well-kept secret much like the NSA tapping your phone calls is a secret.
All are just good reasons to stay far, far away from The Cert Times.
Nope, subscribing to The Cert Times makes no sense. You'll just end up laughing, oohing and ahhhing over the latest prattle and passing it around to your friends, wasting valuable time that could be spent doing something productive. And you know that is completely against the rules.
WARNING: The Surgeon General hasn't issued a warning that The Cert Times may be hazardous to your sensitivities, due to the insensitive nature of some of the content. However if he or she were to issue a warning, it would be one of a most vehement and vile nature. Therefore, do not forward this email to friends, family, or co-workers. There's only so much lost productivity and uncontrollable laughter the world can take before falling into an age of hilarity and subversive behavior.
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