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 The Cert Times: IT Edition Article Archive
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| You Fragged Me All Night Long (B1N@RY N@T10N (A.J. Axline)) |
(Sung to the tune of "You Shook Me All Night Long", with apologies to AC/DC.)
(If you can play the chords G, C, and D, you can play this song on a guitar.)
(Or, on a trombone. Although, it's much more effective if you play it on a guitar.)
(Or, on a glockenspiel.)
(Glockenspiel, literally translated, means "to play the bells".)
(You should not confuse a glockenspiel with a Xylophone. They are actually quite different instruments.)
(And don't confuse it with a Sousaphone, or you're likely to receive some pretty harsh e-mails from brass instrument enthusiasts.)
(Brass is an alloy of copper and zync. If I had my way, brass would be called 'zopper'.)
(Okay, here we go...)
She had a fast machine,
She kept her tower clean,
She was the best damn gamer that I'd ever seen
She had the fastest drives,
Running on RAID 5,
Radeon card, the best from ATI
Oh, it was hardly fair,
I logged on to her share,
I told her to wait, but she was already there
And my world was Quaking,
My hands were aching,
My health bar was shaking,
And she was slagging me--
And you--
Fragged me all night long!
Yeah you--
Fragged me all night long!
Working overtime
On the help desk lines;
I was busy as hell, but I always made time
For a good deathmatch--
But it's me that she'd catch,
Busting a railgun cap in my ass
I'd try to run around,
Try hiding underground,
But she'd fry off my buns with her lightning gun
And my guy was screaming,
The girl was scheming,
The plasma was steaming,
As I took a reaming--
And you--
Fragged me all night long!
I gotta tell you that you--
Fragged me all night long!
(Hidden verses; play album backwards to hear.)
(If you actually still own albums, that is. Some of us old guys do.)
(Actually, I'm 37. I'm not that old.)
(Whoops. Okay, here we go...)
My eyes and hands are sore
Don't want to play no more
She IM'd me to say that they're releasing Quake 4
I typed, "What is this stuff?!"
"Ain't I been killed enough?"
She sent me a picture of my head blown off
It was Photoshopped
But it made my heart stop
She typed, "You're getting shot 'til you spin like a top!"
And, I don't wanna go,
But deep down I know:
I just can't say no,
To the damn CIO--
And you--
Fragged me all night long!
I found some armor, but you--
Fragged me all night long!
Yeah you fragged me....
Yeah, you fragged me!
ALLLL NIIIIGHT LOOONG!
A.J. Axline
B1N@RY N@T10N
A.J. Axline is the author of Closet Universe, which is now available for sale at Lulu.com. A.J. hangs out at closetuniverse.com, where he enjoys sleeping, and rolling around on the carpet.
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Posted by
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